Saturday, December 03, 2005

Pain in the butt


Researchers from Dublin admitted the other day that because butts have gotten more fatty, the needles aren't long enough to place the medication where it needs to be. As a result they are adocating longer needles.

I guess I have to apologize to all you slender people out there for getting fat. I realize that because of my weight gain you may have to suffer. I could lose weight now, but the damage is done.

Umm, sure I'll take another helping.

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