Jail-bound socialite Paris Hilton urged fans on MySpace to sign a petition to pardon her "mistake" because she provides beauty and excitement to "(most of) our otherwise mundane lives".
Paris, It's not just people who are out of prison who live mundane lives. Think of the prisoners you will be spending time with. I'm sure their lives are mundane as well and they would be looking for beauty and excitement. I think prison will be an excellent place to put your many talents to use. There have to be at least a few female prisoners who would appreciate your talents, some of which include getting naked, and making silly comments. And what a godsend if someone has a video camera so your caring can be witnessed by the rest of us on the outside, living out our mundane lives.
So it may be time for you to have a new label: Paris the Humanitarian. Seek incarceration, because you care, and because that's the kind of person you are!
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I was glad the judge threw the book at her...she can't expect to show up for court ten minutes late (and not even rushing...it was more like she sauntered into the darn place) and not piss off the judge. I'd have done the same thing. It's time she grows up. I wonder if her parents just sit there and shake their heads. I can't imagine they are actually PROUD of their drugging, drinking, convict, partying daughter! Ugh. I'm ill just thinking of her. I just want to yell, "GO AWAY!!!"
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