Modesty

Janet Jackson has gotten nailed...well, not literally. She was soaking up the sun in the buff unaware of a camera clutching story hound filming her sunbathing escapade. It has gotten to the internet and Janet says she's distressed and embarrassed. Janet has asked them to stop in the name of decency. Oh my!

This from the garment malfunctioning superbowl diva. I'm sure a lot more people got a shot at a part of her body that should have stayed covered up, at least for live TV, than are going to see her latest video.

Janet, I'm sure you wanted me watching your act at the Superbowl. But what do I tell my daughter? Do I tell her that modesty means that it's okay for my daughter to expose herself in public only if she has control? If truth be told, I didn't see your breast during the superbowl half time show, because I had taken my daughter out of the room. I was already offended by the inappropriate messages flowing across the airways before you even got to the stage. So I missed the whole debacle. Let me guess, at the Superbowl, exposure is art and shouldn't be censored, in the back yard it's insensitive and heartless. Your neighbors must love you!

Don't worry Jan, I'll turn my back while you get dressed, and I promise not to peek!